Surfboard names.

[miscreant]

I name my boards:

Lithium Knee Slider

Pelican’s Magic Carpet

Drifting Floating Sea Cucumber

Creamsicle

Zip Zanger

Ghost

My Balsa

Ye Ole Blue Fin

Nebula

Sweet Pea
....

Then there are “model names”.

It’s pretty entertaining to read model names from various shapers.


Y’all must name your boards to.

Care to list them?

 

[SMUKES]

Kevin

 

[shadydave]

I only named one it was a 10’-2” Cooperfish Burner that was originally Little Al’s. Appropriately named Coop Deville

 

[Andrew Johnson]

Named a few, but not all (the ones with names are sticking around)

Blue Whale
Dad Board
Big Heavy

 

[JMJackFish]

Tongue Depressor
Stick of Butter
Pickle
Space Needle

Some of my favorites

 

[miscreant]

Kevin

Exciting!

 

[Lackosense]

im pretty certain @Freddibetts named his 11ft glider "big dick energy"

 

[miscreant]

im pretty certain @Freddibetts named his 11ft glider "big dick energy"

Phalic references are notable.

 

[DanSan]

Francis

 

[Mango Bill]

Dirty Tom