Surf Veneration Enthusiasts

SVE members should:

  • only communicate via telepathy to one another

    Votes: 9 69.2%
  • Only surf point breaks

    Votes: 4 30.8%
  • only Surf logs

    Votes: 4 30.8%
  • Only body surf

    Votes: 2 15.4%
  • Charge no fee to join

    Votes: 3 23.1%
  • Charge $10,000 to join.

    Votes: 3 23.1%
  • Have matching hair cuts

    Votes: 9 69.2%
  • Always wear aluminum foil hats

    Votes: 2 15.4%

  • Total voters
    13

miscreant

Well-Known Member
May 20, 2016
2,491
1,163
Crowdfunding campaign idea:

Raise money to start a website that organizes people in such a way to raise money to eventually purchase a coastal piece of property (central America... point break).

Think something like: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pana_Wave just exchange “electromagnetic “ to “stoke”.


Property is developed according to a VERY SPECIFIC set of guidelines based on the cosmos, chakras and the direction the neighboring cows face when they sleep at night.

The SVE members then launch internet campaigns (from their Central America point break compound) to take down cameras/ prohibit access and put camera up cameras/ gain access (depending on the location, and whether that location is affiliated with the SVE).
 

ParSurf

Well-Known Member
Nov 16, 2018
116
306
Milwaukee Oregon
I’m voting for charging $10,000 but it must be raised through a go fund me. I would also like to see a pyramid type setup with only elite SVE members have access to said wave. The pleebs must prove worthiness by diverting attention to other spots through social media presence. “Anti-Influencing influencers” the upper echelon then deans the worthiness.
 

miscreant

Well-Known Member
May 20, 2016
2,491
1,163
I’m voting for charging $10,000 but it must be raised through a go fund me. I would also like to see a pyramid type setup with only elite SVE members have access to said wave. The pleebs must prove worthiness by diverting attention to other spots through social media presence. “Anti-Influencing influencers” the upper echelon then deans the worthiness.


Brilliant.
 

SeniorGrom

Well-Known Member
Mar 20, 2012
3,150
2,016
USA New Jersey
What about universal leash laws? Cameras could be installed on land everywhere to spot and fine abusers by linking auto license plates to the accused.
 




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