What does the Code of Hammurabi say?I refer you gents to the
Code of Hammurabi
..there go have fun and settle this
Hammurabi's Code is one of the most famous examples of the ancient precept of “lex talionis,” or law of retribution, a form of retaliatory justice commonly associated with the saying “an eye for an eye.” Under this system, if a man broke the bone of one his equals, his own bone would be broken in return.
So now you've got to sell HIM a 9'9 waterlogged longboard and refuse him a refund when he asks.