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Discussion in 'Surfing' started by SharkB8, May 9, 2019.

  1. SharkB8

    SharkB8 Active Member

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    70B3EF5C-101D-46CB-8FB0-EE9D1D248DCC.gif I don’t remember how I came across this but it made me laugh. Guess Simmons,gliders, and eggs don’t get wax.
     
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  2. DJR

    DJR Active Member

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    Thank god! Finally some real science! I’ve wondered for so long top or bottom?Front or back? Finally answers!!!
     
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  3. m8r

    m8r Active Member

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    Oh, I've seen it all now....
     
  4. dingpatch

    dingpatch Well-Known Member

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    Yes but, just how and where do you use Sex Wax?
     
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  5. Lackosense

    Lackosense Well-Known Member

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    Apply liberally just around the edges, you know for easier entry.
     
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  6. DJR

    DJR Active Member

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    And in combo with Mrs Palmers...
     
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  7. dingpatch

    dingpatch Well-Known Member

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    And now, this reminds me of an old story I had found years ago on a North East surf shop/surfing site (no idea how/where to find it now).

    It was somewhat of a long story talking about the ebb-and-flow of the "surf season" there with a bunch of this-and-that stuff about the shop and its staff. Anyway it came to Sex Wax. A lady comes in and starts looking around the shop, asking questions that lead the story teller to believe that she had never really ever even been to a "Beach", much less a surf shop. She comes over to the sales counter and starts to pay a lot of attention to the Sex Wax on display in the case. She finally quietly asks what it is for? The story teller leans over the counter and quietly says "You know, traction". She bought 2 bars.
     
  8. Planktom

    Planktom Active Member

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    Ha! Pure gold!

    Thanks for brightening up my day Sharkb8
     
  9. PeakMaster

    PeakMaster Well-Known Member

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    I think wax is not an evolved science. The "Warm", "Tropical", "Cool" designations are bullshit too. They blow a whistle at the wax factory and the packaging gets changed.
     
  10. michael

    michael Well-Known Member

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    Psh but they smell different
     

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