Hmmmm....it seems once again my powers of deduction have been called upon by this community.
It would seem Watson, er, uh...bfat, that @DirtDummy made an impulsive purchase and is looking to re-sell. In his haste to score and not lose the deal, he dispensed with the pleasantries as well as questions regarding dimensions and sped off to secure the board, as I would imagine much to the chagrin of his wife initially and then to his eventually once he realized this Russ was not only not Short but flirting with obesity as well.
An understandable transgression given the bonzer allure and barely noticeable yet incredibly -"rad" -as they say, lightning bolt pinline.
If you are not of diminutive size, or questionable skill, I would procure this board with the utmost of promptitude.
Another theory would suggest that perhaps this cracker in Bakersfield has a few of these in his possession and is being philanthropic to either atone for past sins, or silence a board counting spouse...
We shall see.