Mat Surfing

Discussion in 'Surfing' started by Guest, May 8, 2012.

  1. Guest

    Guest Guest

    I have been mat surfing for 4 years. Its a blast especially at waves like Leo Carillo.

    Who else does it?

     
  2. applekat

    applekat Well-Known Member

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    I heard (from an incredibly reliable source) that DeTemple does...of course, on the days he's not having a bake sale to fund his incredible "production value" department regarding the industry's finer surf films.

    I understand the Pecan Sandies are .25 each.

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  3. seawell

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    Why not ride a bodyboard? It cracks me up!:shock:
     
  4. applekat

    applekat Well-Known Member

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    seawell wrote:
    I know, right?

    I'm the same way with legwarmers, "where's the beef?" jokes & Snorks re-runs.

    Awesome!
     
  5. Guest

    Guest Guest

    seawell wrote:
    Why not just ride a door instead of your longboard or better yet why not just ride a softop.

    Why not just get a real tan instead of a fake tan...why not just live in Cuba instead of Florida...why not get a dog instead of being a closeted gay guy with a cat? These are questions that may never be answered.

    Awesome! :)

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  6. applekat

    applekat Well-Known Member

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    Yeah...but I look fantastic in slim fit jeans, X...

    ....and I know my red wines really well...

    You know...pronouncing Merlot "MYER-LOH"?

    ...what size mat you slidin' on anyway?

    I prefer mine flat rocker'd n Calvani.
     
  7. Guest

    Guest Guest

    applekat wrote:
    Knowing that you are one of those sensitive cat guys I know you like nothing better than a cold pale ale as that is whats in.

    Also your handlebar mustache has some white substance on the tips? Wax or maybe something more organic?

    As far as what I am sliding...ask your women :)

    Here is a meme that you can use and is appropriate for this thread. :shock:

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  8. bing_nose

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    Thinking about it at some point but I made a few paipos recently that are fun

    http://www.youtube.com/embed/igN3FqwC29E" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen
     
  9. applekat

    applekat Well-Known Member

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    Didn't Peak take care of this a few days back?

    ...my women? You into calicos X?
     
  10. Guest

    Guest Guest

    applekat wrote:
    Did you just admit that you are boinking your cats? For shame.
     

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