Ban finless surfing videos.

[Bruce Fowler]

Also can we ban the videos of good Longboarders who instead of a quick pop up take like fifteen seconds to stand
They think they look cool
They look right
They look left
They waitthey look again
Arch their backs
Keep waiting
Wave keeps rolling ..

They think of the hipster clothes they are going to wear when they to the the “barista” and ask for a mocha grande macchiato latte decaf
Get a Fucking black coffee
paddle , pop up and ride the wave
is not that much to ask
Don’t wait for ages trying to look cool

I myself prefer Flat Whites.............. but staying on subject ABSOLUTELY FORBID ANY DROP KNEE TURNS!! Everybody here with arthritis can't do them anymore!!!

 

[Cuttlefish]

Hynd at J Bay - yes

Anyone at a soft beachie on a fin less foamie - nope

I love seeing Derek cutting a swathe through all the hipster goons that clog up good sized Tea tree at Noosa these days. In person his mastery of his finless boards is impressive.

 

[DJR]

And please no more no more no more finless soft top edits or any soft top edits
I know some ladies and gents here like riding them but nobody likes watching somebody ride them (Chippa style is like wow look at that butId rather see Chippa dropping proper into some Western Oz monsters than Ollie on a soft top any day)

 

[Tenfooter]

I know what you mean...take 35 seconds to stand up and look in both directions 24 times on a 2' wave. They're usually pretty fucking good surfers though...whulich is even more infuriating

totally agree on that
That’s why I hate them
More
They do that shit so they caught the attention of everyone
Amd then they walk to the nose like a world champion
Motherf....rs

 

[DanSan]

" flat white"..*
Hmmm sounds like a new model name bruce..eh?


* i like them too ..with 2 extra shot of espresso

 

[SeniorGrom]

Sooo.....the real issue is having good surfers in the lineup? Watch and Learn.

 

[PeakMaster]

Sooo.....the real issue is having good surfers in the lineup? Watch and Learn.

Fucking wave hogs

 

[Tenfooter]

Fucking wave hogs

And what about those SUP mothers..rs?
Those I really hate

 

[waveglider619]

Yes F the SUPpers...