Ban finless surfing videos.

Discussion in 'Surfing' started by PeakMaster, Jul 30, 2020.

  1. PeakMaster

    PeakMaster Well-Known Member

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    It needs to stop
     
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  2. Veterano

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  3. Tenfooter

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    Also can we ban the videos of good Longboarders who instead of a quick pop up take like fifteen seconds to stand
    They think they look cool
    They look right
    They look left
    They waitthey look again
    Arch their backs
    Keep waiting
    Wave keeps rolling ..

    They think of the hipster clothes they are going to wear when they to the the “barista” and ask for a mocha grande macchiato latte decaf
    Get a Fucking black coffee
    paddle , pop up and ride the wave
    is not that much to ask
    Don’t wait for ages trying to look cool
     
  4. Andrew Johnson

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    Sounds like there’s a thinskin who can't or doesn’t want to click or scroll past some minor horseshit(!!)
     
  5. PeakMaster

    PeakMaster Well-Known Member

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    I know what you mean...take 35 seconds to stand up and look in both directions 24 times on a 2' wave. They're usually pretty fucking good surfers though...whulich is even more infuriating
     
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  6. SdSurferguy

    SdSurferguy Well-Known Member

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    I feel personally attacked, incorporating yoga into my pop up routine helps my morning bowel movements immensely (as does the mocha grande). Plus I look fabuuuulous in a black wetsuit when I do that little arch number and my bowling ball gut is the only thing touching the deck. So many curves working in unison.
     
  7. SMUKES

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    This, yes. It really needs to stop.
     
  8. SMUKES

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    I mean the finless part...the prone part looks cool and is just fading which pisses people off which is nice.
     
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  9. nedsurf

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    That's me, except by that time I'm at the sand and step off, too tired to paddle back out, and would probably blow the popup anyway.
     
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  10. Tenfooter

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    I love the sense of humor
    Keep going
    My day is much better than it was this morning
    Anyway
    Also did you notice that on every stupid summer commercial there’s a scene of surfers with friends at the beach?
    Whatever it is that they are selling
    Just by putting a scene with surfers and friends , does it make it more desirable ?


    “ if you have vaginal itching , try Vagysil”
    And the scene of surfers getting out a Jeep And Gathering by a bonfire by the beach

    “ If you need 10 d nails, come to Home Depot “
    And the scene Of a group of surfers all laughing
    And drinking shitty beers

    of course, make it more desirable to buy nails


    Anyway
    As a fight note for some here
    All those images are short boarders.....
    Just saying
     

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