Airline KOOK

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  1. Bruce Fowler

    Bruce Fowler Well-Known Member

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    Yeah, but then there's THIS GUY:
     
  2. SMUKES

    SMUKES Well-Known Member

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    Pro-tools killed music.
     
  3. Tenfooter

    Tenfooter Well-Known Member

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    Basically I would go With a baseball
    Bat and break a couple fingers of every mother f. Handler I find in American Airlines
    Behind the counters
    And on the apron loading the boards
    Then take picture of the broken hands and place them in the locker rooms of those monkeys
    And gently remind them
    If you break a surfboard
    We gonna break you’re hand

    with love, TF
     
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  4. dingpatch

    dingpatch Well-Known Member

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    This is all you need, , , ,
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  5. SMUKES

    SMUKES Well-Known Member

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    Would you now. Me aside, my giant Samoan contingent (Samoans and Tongans make up the majority of handlers in all airlines) would have your little candy ass shitting itself surf boi.
     
  6. Makawaosurfer93

    Makawaosurfer93 Well-Known Member

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    ...and it's on!
     
  7. Makawaosurfer93

    Makawaosurfer93 Well-Known Member

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    Tongans make Samoans seem docile when provoked.
     
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  8. nedsurf

    nedsurf Well-Known Member

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    Had a couple of Samoans in my platoon (draftees incidentally, but that's another story) that were great guys and fun to be around, until a couple of beers and any provocation made things very interesting. Now that I think about it, that described most of us - never mind.
     
  9. SdSurferguy

    SdSurferguy Well-Known Member

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    As my Tongan friend says "There's a reason that Tonga is the only country in the region that was never colonized or conquered."
     
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  10. SMUKES

    SMUKES Well-Known Member

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    I love them, their music choices tho... Haha, I say let em listen to what they want.
     

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