When Intended Love Goes Wrong...

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  1. applekat

    applekat Well-Known Member

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    So....another stormy WNW wind and peppering rain ruins all chances for a decent day on the sand here in FL.....

    Laziness kicks in....

    (Me = 2 rums in and secretly jogging thru the gates of nirvana)

    This happens...

    Girlfriend is yawning...caching out...

    Struggling with balance & equlibrium--apologizing that she needs to nap.

    Which is ok. And you know what?--that's what Saturday's are for.

    So.

    She lays down...5 min later--calls out to me to ask if I'd bring her in a blanket (I keep the A/C at 73-74 here...electric bill (thank Christ) not being on my dime...)

    Of course I said sure...and being a good boyfriend...I go in there & throw it over her and tuck it under her legs.

    A luxurious gray micro fleece number. Soft to the touch. Plush & decadent.

    I immediately go into "good guy" mode....

    ....selflessly stuffing sections under her hips, feet, etc.

    Warmth.

    Tucking her in.

    Supremely nestled.

    She smiles.....and quietly whispers "...I bet I look like a mermaid now..."

    Me--stepping away--staring in shock at my work:

    "...well....sorta...."

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    ...I retreated to the living room...stifling my laughter (and deserved fear)....thinking of the art I had just unwittingly created...

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    *fast forward 3 minutes*

    Her:"....WHA THE F*CK?!?!?!"

    ...I muffled a quiet "next room reply"......

    Me:"...you look great love--sweet dreams..."

    Cue my laughter and acceptance that I'm on the couch for the next 3 nights.

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    I love rainy summers here.
     
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  2. Killafornia

    Killafornia Active Member

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    Itxs going to be worse than you can ever think if she see's this post
     
  3. applekat

    applekat Well-Known Member

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    She just saw it.

    Care to join me under the bridge? I-95. Eastbound.

    Exit 63.

    I'll be the fella with cardboard Amazon Prime boxes covering his legs.
     
  4. Lackosense

    Lackosense Well-Known Member

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  5. Killafornia

    Killafornia Active Member

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    You got balls. bigballs.gif
     
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    strez Active Member

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  7. applekat

    applekat Well-Known Member

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    (I'm stunned....(but that was awesome...)
     
  8. Clomics

    Clomics Active Member

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    I need to know if the rum was straight or a mixed drink.
     
  9. applekat

    applekat Well-Known Member

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    (Zacapa 23...rocks...lil kiss o' lime) :eek:
     
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  10. Dawnpatrol

    Dawnpatrol Well-Known Member

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    AK,

    Next to Tentoes, aka, Ed Johns (RIP), your posts are simply comic genius. Thank you for making my PNW blow out flat mush enjoyable!

    DP
     

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