Police leash squeadron

Discussion in 'Surfing' started by Tenfooter, Dec 5, 2018 at 10:26 AM.

  1. Tenfooter

    Tenfooter Active Member

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    Looks like not only they police your boards, when to sell them, how to sell them, and what price.
    But also how you ride it, where, and if you wear a leash or not.
    WTF
     
  2. Surfboard Police

    Surfboard Police New Member

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    You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be provided for you. Do you understand the rights I have just read to you? With these rights in mind, do you wish to speak to me?
     
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  3. Lackosense

    Lackosense Well-Known Member

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    I shall represent and defend anyone and everyone here, pro bono, against the oppressive judgment of the surfboard police. My first point of advice, make all the statements you wish about your surfing to that clown without the fear of judgment. At the end of the day, if you're getting into the water and comming out with a smile on your face, you're winning, regardless of how you surf or what you use to facilitate your surfing.
     
  4. Lackosense

    Lackosense Well-Known Member

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    Also I dont mean "clown" in any derogative sense....the guy is literally a clown with a police hat on.
     
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  5. Tenfooter

    Tenfooter Active Member

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    I love your sense of humor!!
    Thank you guys
     
  6. Poseidon

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    So are you policing the comments? The irony. :)
     
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  7. Silk123

    Silk123 Active Member

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    If someone makes a dumbass comment about telling others whether or not leashes should be worn, then they should be called out. Or maybe if they want to tell others how to act or what to do, then do it in person, in the water and face to face. Otherwise you’re just pussy/bully/troll/moron. Take your pick.
     
  8. applekat

    applekat Well-Known Member

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    I don't see a problem here.

    We've been doing it in the UK for years..

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  9. 70s SanO

    70s SanO Active Member

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    The only rule I have ever known is to ride like you are not leashed up. That is the only safety issue.

    It is humorous for someone to suggest that a 30lb board is not safe above waist high. Those a bit advanced in age remember when nearly every board was over 30lbs and leashes didn’t exist. I remember the first leather cinch band and shock cord leashes in the early 70’s. I hated how it would tighten up on your ankle.

    But for safety? On a decent day the beach was littered with those 30lb boards. Bouncing right through everyone on the inside.

    John
     
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  10. Poseidon

    Poseidon Member

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    East Coast tough guys. I will be in that area in a month.

    Send me the beach and I will tell you in person and also provide doughnuts and coffee.
     

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