Pet rock

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  1. miscreant

    miscreant Well-Known Member

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    does anyone have a pet rock? I was thinking that if we had pet rocks, we could tell them what we do when it's flat, and we could pretend they give us accolades for our acoplishments when it's flat and when we surf.

    Anyone?

    If no one does, anyone want to buy or rent one?
     
  2. pintail

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    You need to get out more. See if one of the orderlies will take you for a walk.
     
  3. miscreant

    miscreant Well-Known Member

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    pintail,

    I'm not sure what you are talking about.

    However, since we are on the topic, do you have a pet rock? If not, would you like to buy or rent one? I could glue some of those googly eyes on a rock and ship it to you.

    I could see it now:

    pintail to googly eye bedazled rock:
    you need to get out more. See if the orderlies will take you for a walk.

    Googly eye bedazled pet rock to pintail:
    ...


    pretty good right?
     
  4. dingpatch

    dingpatch Active Member

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    I don't need a rock cause I have a Special Purpose.
     
  5. applekat

    applekat Well-Known Member

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    ding.jpg

    (love yer work, DP.)
     
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  6. Veterano

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    yo happy! Big rock painting event today in town.
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  7. miscreant

    miscreant Well-Known Member

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    Paint one with some eyes on it!!!
     
  8. icecreamheadache

    icecreamheadache Active Member

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    Pet Rock would go. The Pet Rock Ruined Surfing. I'd Rather be Pet Rocking (Sport Chalet). Corporate (Pet) Rock Still Sucks. (Pet) Rock for Light. (Pet) Rock Against Racism.


    The pet rock is likely a good companion just about anywhere... anytime.
     
  9. applekat

    applekat Well-Known Member

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    Indeed.

    petrok.jpg
     
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  10. miscreant

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    Inspiration for future clients.


    Applekat,if you ever order one or rent one from me, I could paint cat ears on it, however, all mine come with googly eyes. (Ignore the one with cute dimples in the middle). In other words, I can paint ears, but I will NEVER, I repeat, NEVER paint eyes. Googly eyes only.


    And yes, I do have a pet rock, and I have been telling my pet rock about me posting on the internet about making , selling, and renting pet rocks.

    So far my pet rock is indifferent regarding my accomplishments in the pet rock universe.
     

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