Miami

Discussion in 'Surfing' started by longhairhippie, Dec 4, 2018 at 4:44 PM.

  1. longhairhippie

    longhairhippie Member

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    Heading to Miami this weekend for work & hope to paddle out on Friday or Saturday. Any shops you recommend to rent a board from? I'll be bringing fins for a whomp if nothing else. Might be some windy lumpy surf and looking forward to trunking it.
     
  2. applekat

    applekat Well-Known Member

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    Well....you MIGHT wanna consider...............

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  3. Kingkook

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  4. GOIABA

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    Looks like you timed the trip sorta right. 15-20mph onshore will mean short period, maybe waist high wave. Look into F1rst Surf Shop. Great guys over there.
     
  5. GOIABA

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    I always wonder how much surf there is in Naples. Go there a couple times a year and its always seems to be micro-trace swell but nothing rideable. Have seen pics of waves from the pier from a surf shop I follow on IG
     
  6. applekat

    applekat Well-Known Member

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    "....Have seen pics of waves from the pier from a surf shop I follow on IG..."

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    ...o_O?!

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  7. longhairhippie

    longhairhippie Member

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    Don't let applekat fool you.
    This is local on a small day.
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  8. applekat

    applekat Well-Known Member

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    DAMMIT, LHH! S'POSE TO BE MY SECRET SPOT DOWN HERE...YER BLOWING IT!!!
     

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