act like a dick thread

Discussion in 'Surfing' started by Silk123, Aug 14, 2012.

  1. Silk123

    Silk123 Active Member

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    Everything is fair game in this thread. No feelings allowed. Just act like complete assholes here and maybe we can then keep it out of the other threads. Anyone who starts to take offense to things, just remember, its a fucking joke.

    I'm looking for Peak to contribute heavily and set the tone. If he can get his lazy pig ass off the couch. (see how I did that?)

    Maybe Veterano can speak up about his 60 yr old rule where the shaper has to have one foot in the grave to make him a board.

    Gnar can tell us how much he loves pigs. And surfboards too.

    Nedsurf is just too nice of a fucking guy that I cant think of any insults. Damn it.

    Don't get me started on folks from NJ or Texas. (Just a reminder. I live in NJ. This is a f'ing joke.)

    And Roy's surfboards work so damn well that none of our puny little brains can actually comprehend that the perceived slowness and bulkiness is actually the fastest and most maneuverable surfboards ever created on this planet, or any other.

    (lbm, please delete the thread if it gets out of control)
     
  2. Killafornia

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  3. applekat

    applekat Well-Known Member

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    I heard FirstPointEric's nipples are the size of half dollars.

    Gross!
     
  4. Silk123

    Silk123 Active Member

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    I wear one too. That makes us both kooks who should just quit surfing all together.
     
  5. applekat

    applekat Well-Known Member

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    OldSkool thinks Florida is spelled FLOORDUH.

    Explains the ironic screen name.

    (this thread rocks, S)
     
  6. Guest

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    Silk123 wrote:
    I wear a calf leash and hate hipsters with mustaches.
     
  7. applekat

    applekat Well-Known Member

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    (I'm the one, admittedly, that f*cked around with Smukes' keyboard & the missing letters.)

    Glad to get that off my chest. *whew*.

    .....

    Peakmaster bought me a steak dinner for delivering a 2 board travel bag.

    I ordered medium rare & it came out well.

    Whadda dick.

    Tho the baked potato was exceptional. Extra sour cream--he knows me too well.
     
  8. applekat

    applekat Well-Known Member

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    With UTMOST conceit, Zeph spells "resin" as REZIN.

    The nerve.
     
  9. Guest

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    Guys who talk about their intimate surf sessions on a forum are light in the loafers and like aquatic reach arounds.
     
  10. Guest

    Guest Guest

    applekat you are twisted as fuck. lets be friends.
     

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